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Gay Flight Attendant

Journal Entry: Fri Feb 29, 2008, 7:58 PM
THE GAY FLIGHT ATTENDANT
MY FLIGHT WAS BEING SERVED BY AN OBVIOUSLY GAY FLIGHT ATTENDANT, WHO SEEMED TO PUT EVERYONE IN A GOOD MOOD AS HE SERVED US FOOD AND DRINKS. AS THE PLANE PREPARED TO DESCEND, HE CAME SWISHING DOWN THE AISLE AND TOLD US THAT,

"CAPTAIN MARVEY HAS ASKED ME TO ANNOUNCE THAT HE'LL BE LANDING THE BIG SCARY PLANE SHORTLY, SO LOVELY PEOPLE, IF YOU COULD JUST PUT YOUR TRAYS UP, THAT WOULD BE SUPER."

ON HIS TRIP BACK UP THE AISLE, HE NOTICED THIS WELL DRESSED AND RATHER ARABIC LOOKING WOMAN HADN'T MOVED A MUSCLE.

"PERHAPS YOU DIDN'T HEAR ME OVER THOSE BIG BRUTE ENGINES BUT I ASKED YOU TO RAISE YOUR TRAZY-POO, SO THE MAIN MAN CAN PITTY-PAT US ON THE GROUND."

SHE CALMLY TURNED HER HEAD AND SAID, "IN MY COUNTRY, I AM CALLED A PRINCESS AND I TAKE ORDERS FROM NO ONE."

TO WHICH (I SWEAR) THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT REPLIED, WITHOUT MISSING A BEAT,

"WELL, SWEET-CHEEKS, IN MY COUNTRY I'M CALLED A QUEEN, SO I OUTRANK YOU. TRAY-UP, BITCH."
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I got it from my mother, after begging her to send it to me. I love it so much! If I met this man, I'd shake his hand and probably hug him.

  • Mood: Mesmerized
  • Watching: Not watching, interacting...
  • Playing: Sword of Mana
  • Eating: TAMALES AND ICECREAM CHEESECAKE!
  • Drinking: Diet Pepsi >D

Devious Information

  • Current Age: blah
  • Current Residence: usa, under your bed.
  • Interests: anime, manga, good drawing, and fiction
  • Favourite movie: spirited away, pirates of the carribean
  • Favourite band or musician: green day, puffyamiyumi, other j-pop and j-rock stuff
  • Favourite genre of music: j-pop j-rock
  • Favourite poet or writer: jk rowling, brian jacques, amelia atwater-rhodes
  • MP3 player of choice: iPod
  • Favourite game: final fantasy, kingdom hearts
  • Favourite gaming platform: ps2, nintendo, game cube
  • Favourite cartoon character: too many to count, wile e. coyote, bugs bunny, inuyasha,
  • Personal Quote: "I reject your reality, and substitute my own
  • Tools of the Trade: mechanical pencil, my mind

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*Lutra-Gem:iconLutra-Gem: 4 days 3 hours ago
Thanks for the fave on my SHOUT IT OUT thing. :hug: It means a lot.

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~LigerNekoka:iconLigerNekoka: May 6, 2008, 1:48:53 AM
Thanks for the watch!

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~Lixz-Axel-Me:iconLixz-Axel-Me: Apr 21, 2008, 4:25:46 PM Mood: Thrilled
You faved it!!! YaY Yay YAY!!!!!!

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~ryoko25:iconryoko25: Apr 18, 2008, 7:15:58 PM
Um, thank you.

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"... sorta like cheese whiz... it tastes disgusting... but I LOVE it..." ~Mr. Mitchell referring to High School Musical and it's sequel.

"YOU'RE PUSHING ME CROOKED!" ~me

Memento mori. - Remember we all die.
*Weasley-Detectives:iconWeasley-Detectives: Apr 15, 2008, 12:48:14 PM
:glomp:

THIS IS A HUG CERTIFICATE ! !

Send one to all your friends who you think deserve a hug (which, hopefully includes the person who sent it to you)!!

You might send it to your enemies as well!
It'll really make them stop and think!!!

If you don't receive this back, nobody likes you, and they wish you'd stop bugging them!

If you receive this back 1 time, open up! Find more friends, enemies, or enemies pretending to be friends

If you receive this back 2 times, you're off to a good start! (Unless you sent it to yourself! That's cheating!)

If you receive this back 3 times, you're a good friend.

If you receive this back 4 times, you're truly loved as a friend!!

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YOU'VE BEEN HUGGED!

Spread the DA love around! (you can copy and paste this message on their userpage!)

RULES:
1- You can hug the person who hugged you!
2- You -MUST- hug 6 other people, at least!
3- You should hug them in public! Paste it on their user page!
4- Random hugs are perfectly okay! (and sweet)
5- You should most definitely get started hugging right away!

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:star: Post DH: Fred & George fanfiction! [link]

In case of emergency oxygen masks will fall from the ceiling above your head and untangling them will annoy you before you die
*AshleyXBrooke87:iconAshleyXBrooke87: Apr 13, 2008, 2:59:00 PM
Thanks for the :+fav:
:icontarddanceplz::iconthanksplz:


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--Click the gummy...:gummybear: I dare you
~LIsMyName:iconLIsMyName: Apr 13, 2008, 8:03:58 AM
greatest journal story EVER

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~Gilbert K. Chesterton
*DP101:iconDP101: Apr 12, 2008, 10:20:06 AM
Thanks for the :+devwatch:
It's very much appreciated.

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I'м α иσbσđy. Dεαł ωіτн іτ.

ƒisн sεx IS EPIC! D8
壊れた心
~NaniRoxy:iconNaniRoxy: Apr 2, 2008, 7:34:54 PM
XD You've been Tagged

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If you wake up in a red room with no windows and doors, DON'T panic ... you're just in my heart!!!
Send this to all the friends you want to keep forever...
Send this to all of your friends, and me if I am one. If you get 7 back you are LOVED!!! Here are the numbers of what kind of friend you are, based on how many you get back:
1-3 ~ you're a friend
4-6 ~ you're an okay friend
7-9 ~ you're a good friend
10+ ~ you're a great friend

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04DC are the best numbers ever. Love them, memorize them, want them, lick them... XD
*LastAnarchy:iconLastAnarchy: Apr 2, 2008, 2:20:46 PM
Thanks for the watch, much appreciated :heart:

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P or Q.
not P.
Therefore, Q.


somebody tell me why i'm on my own
if there's a soulmate for everyone
*AshleyXBrooke87:iconAshleyXBrooke87: Apr 1, 2008, 2:42:18 PM
Thanks for the :+fav:
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~*AsH*~
--Click the gummy...:gummybear: I dare you
=Its-Only-Art:iconIts-Only-Art: Mar 30, 2008, 11:29:24 PM Mood: Sociable
Thankies for the :+fav:

:salute:

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:ahoy:It's better to be a pirate than to join the Navy. :pirate:
Lack of comments is making Dale a dull boy!!
*Weasley-Detectives:iconWeasley-Detectives: Mar 30, 2008, 9:33:57 AM
Thank you so much for all the favs + watch mate! :glomp:

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:star: Post DH: Fred & George fanfiction! [link]

In case of emergency oxygen masks will fall from the ceiling above your head and untangling them will annoy you before you die
=Its-Only-Art:iconIts-Only-Art: Mar 30, 2008, 1:00:21 AM Mood: Sociable
Thankyou for the :+fav:

:handshake:

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Stock Stuff [link]
Cat Stuff [link]
:ahoy:It's better to be a pirate than to join the Navy. :pirate:
Lack of comments is making Dale a dull boy!!
*Lutra-Gem:iconLutra-Gem: Mar 30, 2008, 12:14:42 AM
Thanks for the fave on my Horse Present! :glomp:

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When life gives you lemons, make apple juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it. While enjoying your drink of course.

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I'm a member of ~writers-in-progress!
~ryoko25:iconryoko25: Mar 29, 2008, 11:19:36 AM
Why thank you. I like yours too. Monsters Inc. was a great flick.

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"... sorta like cheese whiz... it tastes disgusting... but I LOVE it..." ~Mr. Mitchell referring to High School Musical and it's sequel.

"YOU'RE PUSHING ME CROOKED!" ~me

Memento mori. - Remember we all die.
~myangelsong:iconmyangelsong: Mar 29, 2008, 12:56:59 AM
Your icon made me giggling all previous day. Serious. =D
It`s awesome :boogie:
*AshleyXBrooke87:iconAshleyXBrooke87: Mar 21, 2008, 9:20:03 AM
Thanks for the :+fav:
:iconpanicatthediscoplz::iconthanksplz:


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~*AsH*~
--Click the gummy...:gummybear: I dare you
=RooCat:iconRooCat: Mar 16, 2008, 3:55:28 PM Mood: Content
:bow: Master BK and I thank you for your :+fav: on his Please Move This Out Of My Way and he purrs his appreciation and approval. I also appreciate it! :D :hug: :) :thanks: ;) :iconnewglomp: :giggle:

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*neko-yasha:iconneko-yasha: Mar 10, 2008, 6:15:29 PM
Thank you for the fave! :hug: Sorry it took me so long to say it... ^^;

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-Henry David Thoureau
*TheRazorKid:iconTheRazorKid: Mar 9, 2008, 12:29:18 AM
Heya! :wave: Thanks for the fav!

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*kuramachan:iconkuramachan: Mar 8, 2008, 10:48:17 PM
Thanks for that new fav

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~ryoko25:iconryoko25: Mar 8, 2008, 9:11:08 PM
What's wrong?

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"... sorta like cheese whiz... it tastes disgusting... but I LOVE it..." ~Mr. Mitchell referring to High School Musical and it's sequel.

"YOU'RE PUSHING ME CROOKED!" ~me

Memento mori. - Remember we all die.