Gay Flight Attendant
Journal Entry: Fri Feb 29, 2008, 7:58 PM
THE GAY FLIGHT ATTENDANT
MY FLIGHT WAS BEING SERVED BY AN OBVIOUSLY GAY FLIGHT ATTENDANT, WHO SEEMED TO PUT EVERYONE IN A GOOD MOOD AS HE SERVED US FOOD AND DRINKS. AS THE PLANE PREPARED TO DESCEND, HE CAME SWISHING DOWN THE AISLE AND TOLD US THAT,
"CAPTAIN MARVEY HAS ASKED ME TO ANNOUNCE THAT HE'LL BE LANDING THE BIG SCARY PLANE SHORTLY, SO LOVELY PEOPLE, IF YOU COULD JUST PUT YOUR TRAYS UP, THAT WOULD BE SUPER."
ON HIS TRIP BACK UP THE AISLE, HE NOTICED THIS WELL DRESSED AND RATHER ARABIC LOOKING WOMAN HADN'T MOVED A MUSCLE.
"PERHAPS YOU DIDN'T HEAR ME OVER THOSE BIG BRUTE ENGINES BUT I ASKED YOU TO RAISE YOUR TRAZY-POO, SO THE MAIN MAN CAN PITTY-PAT US ON THE GROUND."
SHE CALMLY TURNED HER HEAD AND SAID, "IN MY COUNTRY, I AM CALLED A PRINCESS AND I TAKE ORDERS FROM NO ONE."
TO WHICH (I SWEAR) THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT REPLIED, WITHOUT MISSING A BEAT,
"WELL, SWEET-CHEEKS, IN MY COUNTRY I'M CALLED A QUEEN, SO I OUTRANK YOU. TRAY-UP, BITCH."
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I got it from my mother, after begging her to send it to me. I love it so much! If I met this man, I'd shake his hand and probably hug him.
- Mood:
Mesmerized - Watching: Not watching, interacting...
- Playing: Sword of Mana
- Eating: TAMALES AND ICECREAM CHEESECAKE!
- Drinking: Diet Pepsi >D
Devious Comments
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When life gives you lemons, make apple juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it. While enjoying your drink of course.
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I'm a member of ~writers-in-progress!
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Why so blue, panda bear?
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Axel lives!!!!!!!!
Death to Akuroku! Grrrrrrr!
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"... sorta like cheese whiz... it tastes disgusting... but I LOVE it..." ~Mr. Mitchell referring to High School Musical and it's sequel.
"YOU'RE PUSHING ME CROOKED!" ~me
Memento mori. - Remember we all die.
THIS IS A HUG CERTIFICATE ! !
Send one to all your friends who you think deserve a hug (which, hopefully includes the person who sent it to you)!!
You might send it to your enemies as well!
It'll really make them stop and think!!!
If you don't receive this back, nobody likes you, and they wish you'd stop bugging them!
If you receive this back 1 time, open up! Find more friends, enemies, or enemies pretending to be friends
If you receive this back 2 times, you're off to a good start! (Unless you sent it to yourself! That's cheating!)
If you receive this back 3 times, you're a good friend.
If you receive this back 4 times, you're truly loved as a friend!!
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YOU'VE BEEN HUGGED!
Spread the DA love around! (you can copy and paste this message on their userpage!)
RULES:
1- You can hug the person who hugged you!
2- You -MUST- hug 6 other people, at least!
3- You should hug them in public! Paste it on their user page!
4- Random hugs are perfectly okay! (and sweet)
5- You should most definitely get started hugging right away!
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In case of emergency oxygen masks will fall from the ceiling above your head and untangling them will annoy you before you die
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~*AsH*~
--Click the gummy...
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"Art, like morality, consists in drawing the line somewhere."
~Gilbert K. Chesterton
It's very much appreciated.
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I'м α иσbσđy. Dεαł ωіτн іτ.
isн sεx IS EPIC! D8
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If you wake up in a red room with no windows and doors, DON'T panic ... you're just in my heart!!!
Send this to all the friends you want to keep forever...
Send this to all of your friends, and me if I am one. If you get 7 back you are LOVED!!! Here are the numbers of what kind of friend you are, based on how many you get back:
1-3 ~ you're a friend
4-6 ~ you're an okay friend
7-9 ~ you're a good friend
10+ ~ you're a great friend
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04DC are the best numbers ever. Love them, memorize them, want them, lick them... XD
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P or Q.
not P.
Therefore, Q.
somebody tell me why i'm on my own
if there's a soulmate for everyone
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~*AsH*~
--Click the gummy...
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Stock Stuff [link]
Cat Stuff [link]
Lack of comments is making Dale a dull boy!!
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Do not go gentle into that good night. Rage, rage against the dying of the light.
Enter my contests!
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In case of emergency oxygen masks will fall from the ceiling above your head and untangling them will annoy you before you die
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Stock Stuff [link]
Cat Stuff [link]
Lack of comments is making Dale a dull boy!!
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When life gives you lemons, make apple juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it. While enjoying your drink of course.
~~
I'm a member of ~writers-in-progress!
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"... sorta like cheese whiz... it tastes disgusting... but I LOVE it..." ~Mr. Mitchell referring to High School Musical and it's sequel.
"YOU'RE PUSHING ME CROOKED!" ~me
Memento mori. - Remember we all die.
It`s awesome
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~*AsH*~
--Click the gummy...
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Roo
Reciprocity mades the world go around.
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"I went into the woods because I wanted to live deliberately. I wanted to live deep and suck out all the marrow of life... to put to rout all that was not life; and not, when I came to die, discover that I had not lived."
-Henry David Thoureau
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RAZOR KID WEBCOMICS ONLINE! [link]
Official Website: [link]
On WOWIO: [link]
Print: [link]
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"... sorta like cheese whiz... it tastes disgusting... but I LOVE it..." ~Mr. Mitchell referring to High School Musical and it's sequel.
"YOU'RE PUSHING ME CROOKED!" ~me
Memento mori. - Remember we all die.
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